January 2008
49 posts
WatchMy Rice Krispies Addiction
Rico: What's so hard about shutting the fawk up?!
Me: What's so hard about not being a total ass?!
Your worst nightmare come to life
Ciara: what's this?
Me: Just watch it.
Ciara: Did you watch it?
Me: No... you know how you have spam mail in your e-mail... well, this is spam mail in real life.
Dream Job!
For Professional Writing, the professor required us to write a resume (in my case, improve my current resume), write a cover letter for our dream job or dream company, and write a 500 word autobiography. Since I’m all over the map, I had to research what I really want to do when I “grow up.” I know I wanted it to be in business and technology, but I also wanted it to involve the...
I hate check processing
Trenee: What's wrong, Rhoda?
Me: Nothing.
Trenee: You look so mean.
Me: I wasn't trying to be.
Rico: Quit fucking around, Rhoda.
Me: Quit throwing shit, Rico.
once again, my sixth sense was right. oh well.
i suddenly became overwhelmed with this unsettling feeling in the pit of my stomach. it’s a feeling i know all too well. i hope my instincts’ wrong.
music: i would walk 500 miles by the proclaimers...
Death And The Dog - Frasier Episode
Frasier: How loosely woven is the fabric of our unhappiness... a tug or two and it unravels to reveal how empty our everyday lives really are.
Niles: And then there are the empty nights... accompanied by thoughts of loneliness and death.
Martin: You think about that too? I thought it was just me.
Frasier: Everybody thinks about it.
Martin: Do you lie real still and hold your breath and pretend you're in the ground?
Frasier: No, that's just you.
Roz: When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
Daphne: You know, I once had a psychic tell me the strangest thing. That one day I'd go off my rocker, take up a kitchen knife, kill the entire household and then kill myself. Silly old bag! She was right about my moving to Seattle, though.
Martin: Well, I don't know how I wanna go, but all those years around the police morgue taught me a few things. First off, you don't want to swallow Drano or rat poison. And if you're going to kill yourself with an axe, get it right the first time!
Frasier: Well, you know, we can talk about it, we can think about it, but nobody really knows how or when.
Roz: One second we're alive as anyone else, and then what?
Frasier: Darkness, nothingness, afterlife?
Niles: I've always liked the notion of meeting the great figures of history. But then I think, what if it's like high school and all the really cool dead people don't want to hang out with me. [carried away:] Mozart'll tell me he's busy but then later I'll see him out with Shakespeare and Lincoln!
Martin: Well, I don't know about you but this is depressing the hell out of me. Remember, my bell's coming up sooner than you guys!
They all agree and Martin is a little unnerved.
Niles: No, no, none of us really knows when our time is up.
Roz: And it's never long enough. My great grandmother was 92 years old when she died and the last words to me from her deathbed were, "it's so short." Of course, it was the seventies, she could have been talking about my skirt.
Frasier: "I have seen the eternal footman hold my coat and snicker."
Niles: T.S Eliot.
Frasier: Dead.
Niles: "Must not all things at the last be swallowed up in death."
Frasier: Plato.
Niles: Even deader.
movie soundtrack
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here’s how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that’s playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don’t lie! Opening Credits: Wasted by Josh Todd Waking Up: Pull Up The People by M.I.A....
new year -- new me?! nahhh
i stopped exercising when i got sick late last year. that’s a little over a month now. since then, i’ve noticed that i have gotten lazy taking care of my body. no more! just last tuesday, i started exercising again, and suffice it to say, i am aching all over. i know i’m not supposed to push it, but i can’t help myself. the first day, i did the usual stretches and 50 sit...
Proj. 357 →
yes, i’m aware that i’m 9 days late, but at least i’m on the band wagon!
Bowery Blues by Jack Kerouac - I wish there were...
The story of man Makes me sick Inside, outside, I don’t know why Something so conditional And all talk Should hurt me so. I am hurt I am scared I want to live I want to die I don’t know Where to turn In the Void And when To cut Out For no Church told me No Guru holds me No advice Just stone Of New York And on the cafeteria We hear The saxophone O dead Ruby Died of Shot In Thirty Two,...
Will & Grace
Jack: Can I get you a drink?
Karen: Bourbon on the rocks.
Jack: Oh, we don't have a liquor license.
Karen: I do.
“And you, stop acting pregnant. You’re a man for God’s sake.”
– Daphne Moon (Jane Leeves) from Frasier
Watchpictures of me courtesy of animoto.com
Watchintroducing pictures of jonathan’s 21st b-day party courtesy of animoto.com
The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire - I'd Like To See...
What is your favorite word: Enigma
What is your least favorite word: No
What turns you on: Genuine emotions
What turns you off: Stupidity
What sound or noise do you love: My gf and nephews' laughter
What sound or noise do you hate: The vacuum cleaner
What is your favorite curse word: Fuck
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt: World traveler
What profession would you not like to do: Telemarketing
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates: Well, this is awkward
Benny and Joon (1993)
Sam: you don’t like raisins?
Joon: not really
Sam: why?
Joon: they used to be fat and juicy and now they’re twisted like they had their life stolen. They taste sweet but really they are just humiliated grapes. I cant say I’m a big supporter of the raisin council.
Sam: did you see those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff
Joon: they scare me
Sam: yeah me too
Joon: its sick, commercial people make them sing and dance so people will eat them
Sam: it’s a shame about raisins
Joon: cannibals
WatchCelebrate the next X-Mas the SNL way.
My Friends sang by Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham...
“Anger doesn’t like to be reminded of fits.”
– Mexico City Blues (Chorus 113) by Jack Kerouac
Watchattempting to sing a classic on a saturday morning…
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“I live my life as an open book. I just don’t intend to read it to anyone.”
– David Hyde Pierce, my favorite actor/comedian
Dance, Dance, Dance
for those looking for the dance vid of Nicole & Kenny, someone is editing it for me, but have patience because it will come! for the mean time, enjoy the rest.
WatchJonathan’s Party - Tongue Action
WatchJonathan’s Party - Shortest Clip Ever
WatchJonathan’s Party - Tequila Shot
WatchJonathan’s Party - 2Girls1Cup Vid of Nikki - Dec. 28, 2007
“Excuse me… has a young woman been in here this evening approximately five...”
– Niles Crane on the Fraiser episode of You can’t tell a Crook by his Cover
New Year Contemplations
it’s never easy feigning happiness when sadness consumes one’s core, but it’s the path i choose to be with her; therefore, i must learn to deal with the situation at hand with a smile and remember everything happens for a reason. nevertheless, 2007 has taught me countless of things about myself. the time spent with family, friends and a certain love interest has been filled with...